My friend doesn’t like the way i eat pizza & told me to post this here..
My friend doesn’t like the way i eat pizza & told me to post this here..
by Fitcookieface
39 Comments
PoopTransplant
That is the stalest looking pizza I’ve ever seen. Did you order a pizza to go from a bowling alley?
ChardonNAH
Is the pizza in the room with us
Region_Fluid
Let us know when you post the pizza in question.
Joseph419270577
You only eat the toppings, or just eat them first?
JwPATX
You did this in public?
monkeymetroid
What the fuck even is that thing…
timbitttts
What the heck is even that
DiamondDavey83
Ecous
My wife scrapes the toppings off with a fork and then raw dogs the crust. Absolute insanity.
No-Midnight5973
r/pizzacrimes
RogueLeslie
So wrong
SirCartierrx
someone arrest this guy
KayC720
Proper silverware but no plate? Just a torn off sheet of paper
iam_ditto
This belongs in r/pizzacrimes
mattycbro
That is…. Not pizza
lego_not_legos
You’re a free-thinker.
Everydaypsychopath
mrhemisphere
the FBI studies photos like this when profiling serial killers
hoTsauceLily66
Aye yes, no noble man should ever eat trenchers like a peasant, it is pig food!
butterbeleevit
r/pizzacrimes r/wewantplates
quasi_frosted_flakes
With the red wine *chef’s kiss*
LXVIIIKami
Frozen pizza, no plate, glass of wine, keyboard. Have at least *some* decency
bjorno1990
Is this just chicago town pizza on baking paper?
RetroSwamp
W A R C R I M E S
Thick_Suggestion_
uuiioo2
🙁
eltaco65
Ahh yes, the Pewdiepie technique
Val_0ates
Why even get pizza at that point…
Val_0ates
r/stupidfood
MrBenSampson
I cook wood fired pizza for a living. The most challenging part of the job is getting the dough correct, and having the crust rise, blister and brown properly. If one of my plates returned to the kitchen after a customer only ate the toppings, I don’t know how I would feel.
Justice502
You shouldn’t order pizza anymore. I think your friend is right.
fenwayb
you didnt eat a pizza. you murdered a pizza for some toppings and left its husk to be someone elses problem
Razzmatad
You only eat the toppings?! Youre a monster
doughnuts92
Are you the kid from my school who ate the filling of a meat pie and left the pie crust intact on the ground?
Interesting_Sand_428
You’re saying you cut your pizza and pick it up with your fork? Suppose you eat chicken wings with a fork as well?
ecclectic-stingray
By chance do you also have bodies in your basement because this is next level concerning
ApaloneSealand
My wife doesn’t like when I eat all the toppings first and then eat the bread with sauce….but it’s so good that way
BootyConnoisseur94
I can understand your friend
NitroChaji240
I’m pretty sure that’s the “pizza” they found in LA that they used in Seinfeld
39 Comments
That is the stalest looking pizza I’ve ever seen. Did you order a pizza to go from a bowling alley?
Is the pizza in the room with us
Let us know when you post the pizza in question.
You only eat the toppings, or just eat them first?
You did this in public?
What the fuck even is that thing…
What the heck is even that
My wife scrapes the toppings off with a fork and then raw dogs the crust. Absolute insanity.
r/pizzacrimes
So wrong
someone arrest this guy
Proper silverware but no plate? Just a torn off sheet of paper
This belongs in r/pizzacrimes
That is…. Not pizza
You’re a free-thinker.
the FBI studies photos like this when profiling serial killers
Aye yes, no noble man should ever eat trenchers like a peasant, it is pig food!
r/pizzacrimes r/wewantplates
With the red wine *chef’s kiss*
Frozen pizza, no plate, glass of wine, keyboard. Have at least *some* decency
Is this just chicago town pizza on baking paper?
W A R C R I M E S
🙁
Ahh yes, the Pewdiepie technique
Why even get pizza at that point…
r/stupidfood
I cook wood fired pizza for a living. The most challenging part of the job is getting the dough correct, and having the crust rise, blister and brown properly. If one of my plates returned to the kitchen after a customer only ate the toppings, I don’t know how I would feel.
You shouldn’t order pizza anymore.
I think your friend is right.
you didnt eat a pizza. you murdered a pizza for some toppings and left its husk to be someone elses problem
You only eat the toppings?! Youre a monster
Are you the kid from my school who ate the filling of a meat pie and left the pie crust intact on the ground?
You’re saying you cut your pizza and pick it up with your fork? Suppose you eat chicken wings with a fork as well?
By chance do you also have bodies in your basement because this is next level concerning
My wife doesn’t like when I eat all the toppings first and then eat the bread with sauce….but it’s so good that way
I can understand your friend
I’m pretty sure that’s the “pizza” they found in LA that they used in Seinfeld